rock-thirty

the time that a typical rock show starts. This can be useful to indicate to people when to come to a show, but also to indicate that it's kind of not specified (and will most likely start late). Obviously it's somewhat subjective and will change depending on location. If all bars close at 2AM, for example, rock-thirty is probably around 10:30-11PM.

wannabe groupie: Oh, you're playing at the club tonight? what time?
guitar player: rock-thirty, baby.
wannabe groupie: oh, that's kind of late for me, but have fun!!
guitar player: yeah, whatever.

snack thirty

a certain time of day when a snack is in order. imagine it as beer thirty, but with snacks instead.

Michael: Is it snack time yet?
Randy: It's snack thirty somewhere.

nekked thirty

The nighttime hours that you would generally be asleep i.e.: 1:00- 5:00 am

The cats started running throughout the house at nekked thirty.

thirsty thirties

thirsty men and women in their thirties

me: im turned thirty yesterday i am single and ready to mingle
friend: welcome to the thirsty thirties
me: ok thanks

Dew Thirty

The time of day, generally after lunch,when you get sleepy at work. The only solution is, hit the vending machine for a caffeinated drink.

Mike: After lunch I get so tired, I swear I'm going to fall asleep.

Chris: Just do what I do, grab a pop or an energy drink... It's Dew Thirty, bro.

Dirty Thirty

A case of Keystone Light beer. 30 cans... Popular at high school and college parties because of the beverage's affordable cost in comparison to other beers. The term "dirty thirty" was coined in reference to the beer's lackluster if not downright "dirty" taste, and quantity of 30 cans of beer in the package. Despite its shortcomings, eager drunkards across the great u.s. of a. are willing keep their costs down on the shillings to shitfaced (s.t.s.) ratio scale so that the former number can be achieved for a lower price.

"Hey Tom's house is open tonight. I'm going to swing by the Shell and pick up a dirty thirty."

"Alright Ladies, this dirty thirty is on the house!"

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Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.

The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)

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