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An imaginary not existing body part that supposedly is important in order for a woman to have an orgasm
-I had sex last night with my girlfriend and she said that i couldn't find the clit and make her finish
-Don't worry bro it's fake, she's lying the clit is a far right propaganda
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A CLIT is one unit of a completed CraigsList Internet Transaction. CraigsList is the global online haven increasingly used by scammers, fraudsters and perverted criminals: a haven long- known for catering to the underbelly of human trafficking, recently forced by legal action to shut down part of their operation. However, more legitimate transactions are being flagged off the service, in favor of those posted by violators in various industries.
Mom: I posted our summer house on Craigslist, it keeps getting flagged and deleted, but Vito from work posted his house, and he actually sold within 2 weeks. I am steamed.
College Student daughter: Mom, don't you know, only mob linked people get business done with Craigslist. If you do any business you get a CLIT. Some guys have thousands of CLITs.
Mom: Wash your mouth out with soap, that's vulgar.
College Student daughter: That's what' I'm telling you, more than not ppl who use Craiglist are vulgar criminals. You're lucky it was flagged or else a CLITTER could have come to the house and raped you.
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The piece of skin that makes one unintelligent.
omg you have a clitoris? i knew there was a reason why i was better then you
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The part of a camel where the ballsac droops to the ground ... the crack of the balls, basically.
Jan's camel had an immense clit, compared to the clit of her llama farm.
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another name for coors light
"hey, what kinda beer did u get for tonight?"
"i picked up a 30 of clits"
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