pony plane

a pony plane happens when you lift a girl by her pony tail and her belt loop and force her to give you head. most commonly used on midgets and anorexic girls

last night i a seen a midget with a pony tail and i pony planed her

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Plane Station

A term used when some idiot forgets what an airport is called. Commonly used among a specific person named Tom. Educate your Tom about airports.

“The nearest plane station is 3 hours away in Knoxville, TN :)” -Tom

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break the plane

In American football, it means that the ball broke the imaginary plane extending upward from the goal line. Signifies that a touchdown occurred.

In bed, it means that the tip of the penis entered the vagina or anus to some extent. This is typically considered the point at which sexual intercourse has occurred.

Sam: "Come on, baby, let me beat it up."
Christina: "No, I'm a good girl. I don't do that kind of thing with guys unless I'm in a serious relationship."
Sam: "Just the tip, just for a minute, just to see how it feels?"
Christina: "OK, sure, but no more than that...and you can't tell anyone."
Sam: "Of course."
(inserts tip)
(10 seconds later)
Sam: "Oh, oh, OH!"
Christina: "Oh no you didn't just..."
Sam: "YES! Gotta go."
(Sam hurriedly dresses and runs outside to roommates who are playing Xbox and smoking the reefer)
Sam: "Hey guys, guess what just happened!"
Rasheed: "Did you chuck it in her?"
Sam: "Hell yeah, bro! Skeet skeet! Time to put another notch in the bedpost."
(high-fives all around)
(Christina comes out)
Christina: "Um, no you didn't. That didn't even count."
Sam: "Let's take a look at the instant replay, shall we?" (pulls out tape)
Christina: "You VIDEOTAPED it? You asshole!"
(video playing)
Rasheed: "Did he break the plane? Yes he did! Touchdown! Count the chuck!"
(high-fives all around)
Sam: "So...ready for round 2?"
Christina: "Dream on. Compared to you, a one minute man sounds like a good thing. You're never going to hit it again. Oh and all the girls in town will know about your 3-inch needle dick before long. I bet you pee on your nuts. Later, chump."

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Snakes on a Plane

This occurs when a person is flying on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the Caribbean.

Boy, I never should have eaten that guacamole from the street vendor yesterday. Now I'm going to be in the lavatory watching snakes on a plane the whole flight home.

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snake on a plane

Snake on a Plane is a piece of high quality hash that has been worked into a long skinny length and then rolled inside a fat joint.

I smoked a snake on a plane by myself and I was still flying when I woke up the next morning.

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Plane Sex

1. A woman trying to put a plane into her vagina or anus.
2. A gay guy trying to put a plane up his anus
3. Having Sex on an airplane

I saw a girl on the run way having plane sex

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Astro Planing

The act of leaving one's living body and having an 'out of body experience'. Not the same as death.

Out of boy experiences can be attributed to astro planing.

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