third eye

The metaphorical extra 'eye' that allows for higher perception. It is theorized that the Pineal gland is responsible for this extrasensory perception. The third eye is a metaphor for higher consciousness, the ability to see through the common facade; to be able to perceive the truth beneath.

Squeegee your Third Eye clean!

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Third Gate

A gang full of pussy ass niggas who suck each other's toes and kiss each other goodnight.

"FUCK THIRD GATE"

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Third-Umpire

Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.

Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the Third Umpire for a ruling.

Tom Cruise eating placentas is Third-Umpire.

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Third Turd

any political candidate who enters a race as a spoiler.

any political candidate that despite the inability to win still demands loyalty and wasted votes

any political candidate who loses a primary and then spoils the race either by write in vote, or by switching to a third turd party.

man can you believe Jones lost the election because of this third turd Homer?

I am not voting for this third turd!

can you believe this Third Turd thinks he can win this thing, what a real Turd!

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Gentleman's Third

Doing the absolute bare minimum of work at university in order to pass, thus obtaining a third class degree, in full knowledge that upon leaving university lucrative contacts (usually a relative) has a high salary job position available for you regardless. The purpose being that you can enjoy the student lifestyle without that boring 'work' element.

Who needs to revise when my gentleman's third is all I need? Beers are on me (or in me! LOL!) lads!

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third degree

to question in a harsh way and forceful way

The interrogator gave the witness the third degree.

When Ben thought his girlfriend was cheating on him, he gave her the third degree.

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Third Umpire

Cricket: Used when the on-field umpire is unsure of a decision regarding run-outs, stumpings, and the legality of catches. However, they now use it as a cop-out as they are too pussy to make decisions. The third umpire plays part in the umpire decision referral system.

A batsmen is clearly run out.
Tired umpire calls for third umpire so he gets a break.

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