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When your phone vibrates on a hard surface, and sounds like a tiny boats horn over skype or a similar service.
*Phone Vibrates*
Person 1 : "What the fuck was that?"
Person 2 : "Tiny Boat."
Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”
Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”
Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”
A girls toes who are very small and pretty. Shoe size must be between size 6 and size 7. They are typically painted in very attractive colors and tiny toes are usually objects of interest for a girls boyfriend. They can be massaged, rubbed, licked and many other things. Tiny toes are typically accented by very nice pumps.
Ashley has the most beautiful tiny toes.
Tiny toes look very nice in sexy Rialto Pumps.
Michael paints his boos tiny toes once a week.
Tiny toes are something very good.
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As said on tosh.0, this is a non alcoholic drink made in a martini glass. A half a bottle of expensive water such as fiji water, dump half of it down the drain and fill the bottle back up with tap water. Then poor this into to martini glass and put a little umbrella in with a slice of lemon and lime on the side and you have a tosh tini
I was drinking a tosh tini with Daniel tosh at the movies.
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The name for someone who says their "equipment" is 2 inches, so girls will be thrilled to see it's actually 3 inches.
Hey Ladies, Wanna see the Tiny Terror?
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a man with a small penis.
Dude...look at Dave's tiny tragedy!!
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