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Someone who believes that they are superior to the other people in the room. They have passed all levels of jerk to asshole. They are now just a douchebag. Most often associated with males but can rarely be associated with a female.
Man, Sean Bowsher is such a douchebag.
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A person with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.
Ron MacLean of CBC's Hockey Night in Canada is a douchebag.
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A person that is always doing one of three things (Sometimes more then one at once). First, drinking stories (this usually includes how much alcohol was consumed as well as what was done during and after consumption of said alcohol, usually these stories are incredibly over-exaggerated and not welcomed by the intended audience). Second, the douchebag, in his native habitat, is wearing Tapout, Affliction, or Ed Hardy "Gear". These stylistic choices are usually accompanied by spiked hair, fist pumping, and Jager-Bombs (and for a short period "Four Loco"). Third, the douchebag only refers to the female gender as: Bitch, slut, whore, grenade, and/or land-mine.
Douchebag #1 - Lets spike up our respective hair do's, throw on our Ed Hardy Gear, and do some Jager-bombs!!!
Douchebag #2 - Sg, but you gotta take tha' grenade chick that hangs out with that slut i've been trying to bang all weekend, I called dibs
Douchebag #1 - K, but your buyin the Jag-Bombs...
Onlooking Bro #1 - Bro, those guys are douchebags
Onlooking Bro #2 - Thats Chill
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An obnoxious, pretentious, self-important jerk who’s oblivious to their own ridiculousness.
John Edwards is a douchebag
South Park:
John Edwards: But I'm a psychic.
Stan: No dude, your a douche.
John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.
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A douchebag totally disrespected Taylor Swift at the VMAs.
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An overall asshole that somehow manages to achieve more than you in life. They often ignore you, talk behind your back, and hate to be around you. Often times, they will believe themselves to be cooler, smarter, etc. than you, and will act like you do not exist because you are below their superiority level.
Admit it, you just looked up "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary because right now you are thinking that someone you know is such a douchebag.
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To verb to douchebag. Driving in a car with the windows down, driving slow with the volume cranked up.
Yo man let's go douchebagging.
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