Rural Dictionary

Cake

The cake i am referring to is in the PC game by Valve, Portal. The game itself is a first-person kinda shooting kinda puzzle. You are promised cake if you finish the test. THE CAKE IS A LIE! Test 16, there is a small semi-hidden room with the words "the cake is a lie" written over and over. There are more rooms like it but who cares. If you are awesome enough to finish (like me) you will get not only get to see the cake, but the actual recipe to make your own cake (i hope you like fish, rhubarb, and sediment shaped sediment)

THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE

by g36angel December 26, 2008

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Cake

A cleaner and funnier way to say "ate out".

Girl 1: Yeah he came over and he had some cake!

by Jokingly-CreatingWords2 June 18, 2010

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cake

1) (n) A silky-smooth combination of sugar, milk, eggs, and flour baked at 375 for thirty minutes. Covered in frosting and given to beautiful people.
2) (n) A prize; something valuable won by a group.
3. (v) To own.
4. (adj) Weak.
5. (n) Stuff. Used in conjunction with the word "my." "stuff" and "cake" are interchangable.
6. (N) A band. Indie kids like them.
7. (v) to leave, only appropriate as a command and followed by the word "off."

1. My mommy made me a cake :)
2. Oh man, don't even think you're keeping that cake, not the whole hundred bucks. I think about twenty to each of us sounds about fair.
3. ...so he was drivin' past me and I was like, nah, fool, I'ma cake yo ass!
4. Dude, you sleep with her T-shirt? You are such a little pansy! Oh snap, how whipped. That's seriously cake, dude.
5. Stop rummaging through my cake, jerk! Do I need to lock up everything I own?
6. I was gonna go see Cake at Buzzfest, but they were playing with LostProphets. I decided it'd be more fun to eat my own soul.
7. Son, you best cake off. Betta walk right out that door.

by Cap'n Awesome May 13, 2005

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