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A cooter claw is a hand that has been infected with elephantitas and will absolutely destroy any women’s cooch when it’s necessary.
“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”
When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.
I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.
When a preferably Black or Mixed individual refuses to cut their fingernails or toenails. And when they are all gnarled and and grown out they are usually referred to as "Nigga Claws."
Guy 1: "Man did you see that ladies toenails?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, She really had some Nigga Claws!"
When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.
Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
A claw that is used to pinch vagina lips while performing anal
Joe Gonzales lala clawed tyra on the pool table.
From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". This is how the citizens of Halloween Town pronounce "Santa Claus"
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight.
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights."
Jack Skellington upon meeting Santa: "Sandy Claws...in person...what a pleasure to meet you! *shakes hands* Wh-...why, you have hands! You don't have claws at all!"
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