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When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.
"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."
When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.
I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.
When a preferably Black or Mixed individual refuses to cut their fingernails or toenails. And when they are all gnarled and and grown out they are usually referred to as "Nigga Claws."
Guy 1: "Man did you see that ladies toenails?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, She really had some Nigga Claws!"
When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.
Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
A claw that is used to pinch vagina lips while performing anal
Joe Gonzales lala clawed tyra on the pool table.
From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". This is how the citizens of Halloween Town pronounce "Santa Claus"
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight.
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights."
Jack Skellington upon meeting Santa: "Sandy Claws...in person...what a pleasure to meet you! *shakes hands* Wh-...why, you have hands! You don't have claws at all!"
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