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The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
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When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.
“Steve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!”
Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.
Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.
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Having to wipe your ass hours after shitting. An un clean, slippery feeling between your ass cheeks that often leaves skidmarks on your underwear.
Your shitting again? No, I have grease butt and need to wipe, again.
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Phenomenon that occurs when wearing a long-sleeved shirt, jacket, sweater, etc. while carrying out a messy task with the hands (such as painting, eating tacos, sorting garbage, moving dusty furniture, changing a diaper, unclogging a toilet, or having sex).
The sleeves are rolled up in order to aid in providing more freedom and mobility with the hands, however, those gotdamn sleeves keep falling down and refuse to stay rolled up, resulting in them getting in the way and being dirtied in the process.
Usually and inexplicably happens with a piece of clothing that the owner particularly likes.
Larry: Yo, what's all that crud on the sleeves of your varsity jacket?
George: It sucks man, I was wearing it last night while Simone and I were doing the nasty. We were so hasty that I didn't feel like taking it off, so I rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to zoom-zoom in her boom-boom! ....Unfortunately, stupid gravity kept making the sleeves fall down and I got sex juice all over them.
Larry: Damn, son. Bad case of forearm grease. So.... how's dat Simone ass?
George: Larry, stfu
1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ
Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.
The Infamous Grease Trucks are located on the street Corner of Hamilton Street and College ave, located next to the Quad at Rutgers. New Brunswick, the food is amazing and will make you hurt inside, some variations include fried chicken cheese steak and mozzarella sticks on a sub roll with fries lettuce and tomato, with catsup known as the fat knight.... the grease trucks originated there but their "Fat" sandwiches have spread to other parts of the country and can be found all over new jersey and various places in the United States, the trucks have also been voted my maxum magazine as the best sandwhich in ameria for the fat darrel
The Grease Trucks have been the leading cause of heart attacks in America since their invention years ago
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