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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.
"THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."
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Chronic noosing syndrome
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Mark: Hey Floyd, see that girl over there?
Floyd: Yea?
Mark: She has a total Swamp Noose!
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A description of the state of being extremely hungover. Extreme state of hanging, emphasised by the comparison to the function of a noose
I drank soooo much last night and I'm absolutely dying today. I'm hanging like a noose
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When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.
'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'
*jumps into it*
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A person usually a female that is a killjoy/mojo sucker that usually makes most men want to tie a noose around their nutsack and hang themselves.
Geez, that Sandy is a real Nutsack Noose Wench....where's the damn rope?
When 4 or more players plan to hang them selves with a low enough drop not to break the neck but by strangulation and see who can stay concious longest
Man 1. Dude me Todd and robbert are gonna play Duck Duck Noose! Wanna play?
Man 2. No
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