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a lil pussy ass white boy that has a very small penis
did u see that dylan simmons it looks like a penis but smaller
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Son of Rev Run. from RUN D.MC. Most of his fans consist of girls between 13-17 who don't know a damn thing about real hip hop. He did not have to work his way up to get famous due to his dad being part of RUN D.M.C. Girls will swear up and down that he still made it on his own, however he didn't have to work for shit in his life.( Any nigga who say was the son of Rev. Run could walk into a record company building, and they would get signed pretty quickly, even if they did not have much talent, just the fact that they were related). It's not that Diggy can't rap for shit, Its just that there are plenty of young niggas living in the hood won't ever get signed, but this bitch gets signed just because of his father. He also has the nerve to come at J. Cole because Cole fucked the shit out of his sister. His disses were pretty weak even though people act like it is "Ether" when Nas came at Jay Z.
J-Roc- Yo, you heard bout that bitch nigga Diggy Simmons
Dre- What about his punk-ass
J-Roc- He tried to come at J. Cole cause Cole smashed his sister.....that shit was mad corny
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An old married couple whose sex life involves lots of red shells, knives, and table flipping. Spy is Simmons little bitch, but they love each other deep down.
"I saw Simmons and Spy at the hospital again. Simmons got a red shell stuck inside her and Spy had lots of stab wounds and wood splinters to dig out."
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A retarded science teacher that doesn’t know how to teach science and just gives her students tests with random shit
"hey you know that science teacher Mrs. Simmons?''
"yeah you mean the retarded science teacher that gives random shit tests?"
“Mrs Simmons doesn’t know how to teach, did she even go to college?”
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A really cool person. Secretive guy. Cool.
Joseph Simmons III is a really cool.
Ben Simmons is the most G.O.A.T.E.D. Philadelphia 76ers NBA player ever.
Ben Simmons is GOATED!!!
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The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.
<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.
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