doored

To open the driver or passenger side of a vehicle while moving whith the intent to hit some unsuspecting pedestrian with it.

Pete: Hey ross, open your door and hit that bitch Cole Knowels with it.
Ross: Dumbass, you know my door dont open on the drivers side! I'll go around the block so you can hit him with your door.
Pete: Alright, I'll door that little fags' ass

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Door

A girl whos a whore. She is easy to open and get into.

that chicks a door.

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The door

The mass that is made so you can get the fuck out of someone’s residence

“Three the door.”

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The Doors

While in college, many young men still choose to immerse themselves in such ill-advised subjects as Rimbaud, Nietzsche, black magic and American indian folklore. Most get over it; Morrison, unfortunately, inflicted his terminally adolescent talents on the wider-world. The consequences of which, included overblown screeds of pretentious pseudo-intellectual nonsense; such as "The End", and "The Crystal Ship", as well as puerile, spooky, pre-pubescent drivelry passed off as poetry. Plus, effectively; the invention of goth. Then he got fat and died.

Appalling fact: Jim Morrison of The Doors is widely believed by many to have suffered his fatal heart attack in Paris while masturbating in the bathtub.

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Back Door Trap Door

When with a woman the male forcefully conducts at least three hours worth of anal, he does this by trapping her when she least expects it and then procedes to enter the back door (HARD anal). If the woman is able to walk the next day then the males technique is incorrect.

"Hey connor whats wrong with your mom"?

"Oh Tim just gave her the Back Door Trap Door last night, this morning has been rough for her".

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Doored

When a person stares at you for an extended period of time without blinking in an attempt to warp your mind and make you join their cult.

"I got doored at The Door this Sunday"

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Back Door Trap Door

When your friend gets married and you never see him anymore because his wife keeps him in an unseen basement.

"Hey have you heard from Andrew lately?"
"No, Karen has him locked in a back door trap door."

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