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When taking notes in class, you miss the first part of the note, but get the last part. Thus adding the first part to the last part, making it look like Yoda himself wrote it.
Teacher: "The colonists were in political unrest in 1745."
Yoda Note: "1745, political unrest, the colonists were in."
Dude 1:Yo bro wat are you doing tonight night?
Dude 2: Just picked up some dank kush gonna spend the night chillin with yoda.
When a girl is sucking your dick and when she’s about to swallow your cum you punch her and the jugular and when she try’s to speak it sounds like yoda
Bro that girl was giving me head so I gave her that dirty yoda
Where Yoda would meditate if he were a Buddhist monk.
Let’s get over to the Yoda pagoda to get into a better state of mind!
A request for guidance on a subject that the asker is unfamiliar or out of touch with.
Geoff: Man I haven't been clubbing in years, Dave will you yoda me?
Dave: mmm, darker shirt must you wear to not look like glowstick in the blacklight, yes?
Geoff: Thanks, and stay close when we get there in case I get nervous
Dave: Worry not young Jedi, easy are the girls of London.
bean yoda is a yoda that had too much poo that it explodes and becomes bean yoda
shaila just saw a bean yoda appear from the distance
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Pepsi Yoda is offline, hopefully it will be online again soon.