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Why the actual fuck are you looking at what a Dirty toenail is... You fucking little perverted shit. You probably like to have dirt inside of your nails and suck it after a 8 hour workout and it is sweaty and stinks
You: Lol what does dirty toenail mean?
Urban Dictionary: Bro what the frick.. Get your fetish up out of here. You smell bad too
you: Wtf
Urban Dictionary: yeah you go away you little cracker
When the toenail ratio is much too small compared to the rest of the toe.
WTF is wrong with your tiny toenails?
When one uses there big toenail to scratch the tip of their penis to pleasure themselves.
P.S the more blood the better
Example: Just got off work can’t wait to hit the toenail Strat
toenail collecting is obviously the most fun activity through your day, if you've never bitten off a toenail and stashed it away in a jar, you are not normal.
My favorite thing to do is toenail collecting
If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.
"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"
When there is liquid behind the toenail and you shake it and it looks like a snow globe
Dude my toes look like a snow globe because of my toenail juice