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The act of using your toenail as a violin string. Able to play very sad music.
Person 1: Jared, I can’t find my Toenail Violin
Jared: its on your foot dumbass
Why the actual fuck are you looking at what a Dirty toenail is... You fucking little perverted shit. You probably like to have dirt inside of your nails and suck it after a 8 hour workout and it is sweaty and stinks
You: Lol what does dirty toenail mean?
Urban Dictionary: Bro what the frick.. Get your fetish up out of here. You smell bad too
you: Wtf
Urban Dictionary: yeah you go away you little cracker
that black shit you got under ya toenails
i tried to suck some toes but this nigga had toenail dirt
Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.
"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"
A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.
When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.
Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!
When you remove a toenail to use it as a weapon, most commonly as a shuriken.
“Give that bitch the Texas Toenail, Jimbo!”