toffee toe

When having sex with your partner and your toe catches them up the ass and it leaves a poo mark on your toe.

Oh look I have a toffee toe. Or Damn I have a toffee toe, please pass some toilet paper.

toe bo

The fluff that accumulates between your toes.

Jesus mum you've for a serious amount of toe bo

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

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toe hoe

The real name and nature of girls from the Touhou universe

Remilia Scarlet is such a toe hoe.

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bro-toe

The result of a man wearing tight clothing to cover his crotch. The equivalent of a cameltoe on a woman.

Yuck! That dude's pants are giving him a bro-toe!

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white toes

It means good pussy

Guy 1: should I smash?
Guy 2: she's got white toes, you know what that means.....

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toe knife

a culinary knife used by Frank Reynolds (played by Danny DeVito) of cult hit sit-com It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia to scrape foul matter from beneath his toenails, causing other characters to comment on their disgust. The knife is probably riddled with disease. Frank uses the knife for other things such as eating.

"Heyo Frank what you doin'?"
"Just usin' my toe knife to cut this bread"

"That's disgusting Frank"

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