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Lesbian poop play. aka scatophilia without meat.
"Yo, did you hear that Leanne and Sara did a tofu shit together?"
A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."
Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.
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When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
Refers to a person of asian descent who reverts back to dating asain guys after dating countless white guys.
Ugghhh David is such a fried tofu now, he was a total potato queen just last year. I guess, he was tired of dating trash white guys.
a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"
man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."
Slang term used for gangs that originate in East Asia or that have east Asian members.
A member is called Tofu gangster.
Person 1: " You heard of the robbery and the shootout on Pico Blv last night?"
Person 2:" yeah sure. My girlfriend was there. She said it was the Tofu gang."
Chinese slang for cheap, shoddy, unsafe, or otherwise inadequate construction. Tofu dreg projects are relatively common in China due to poor building materials, corrupt government inspectors, overly ambitious building schedules, and a lack of care from builders. Features of tofu dreg projects include leaking pipes in new buildings, to no water at all in fire suppression systems, sinkholes, partial to total collapse of buildings. In some cases, concrete and masonry can be destroyed with bare hands, steel rebar can be broken with a few taps on a hard surface.
Many buildings collapsed during the 2008 Sichuan Earthquake that wouldn't have otherwise, had they not been Tofu Dreg constrution.
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A strap on for vegetarians who are unable to have meat (penis) in sexual intercourse due to their beliefs.
Marit: I would love to have sex with you, but I'm a vegetarian.
Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
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