Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.
Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?
Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!
Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?
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When one shits the entire turd in one big go, shooting it into the pipe below. This is often combined with a flawless victory.
I got out of the shower and had to take a dump. When I started pushing, I had a torpedo shit since my ass was still wet.
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1. To Masturbate; jack off
2. To furiously clean the penis
3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
Rub near frozen lube on your arm, then begin to anal fist your girlfriend, once inside pull out as fast as possible and then thrust your fist back into the gaping asshole.
"Hey Sam, I arctic torpedoed Claire last night." "How was it?" "It was cool."
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When your ex girlfriend leave behind her dildo and you proceed to use it on your next girlfriend.
Gina came over last night and I gave her Olivia's rusty torpedo!
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Weapon carried by Federation starships, mostly used for blowing up Klingons.
Photon torpedos, fire!- Kirk, Picard, Janeway, etc..
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When you yell FIRE IN THE HOLE.. ANd ram your cock up your ladies ass..
I gave jen an ass torpedo and she moaned like a mother fucker
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