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Tourettes Guy

The only American Hero!

Me: I pledge Alligance to Tourettes guy....

Other guy: and Who's the Faggot With the Tuba!?

by The Keasbey Knight May 16, 2008

258πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


tourette's guy

A world famous Tourettes sufferer who has his own website. He has been featured in an MTV commercial, quoted on Conan O'Brien and honoured by Marilyn Manson and his crew.

The guy who wrote the first definition here used to go by the name Suebee Stalker. He was a former Admin on the TG forums, and was banned from the site for attempting to erase the forums. He's just jealous that TG is more popular than he is.

"We started watching a website called tourette's guy. I don’t really care if he really has tourette's. I personally think he sounds like me when I get drunk, because I say some very obscene and strange things that don’t make any sense." - as quoted recently in an interview with Marilyn Manson

by Big admin February 5, 2008

84πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Nigga Tourettes

Noun.

1. A variation of the neuropsychiatric disorder Tourette Syndrome, in which the person's phonic tic is "nigga."

2. A condition in which a whitey foolishly decides that he can yell the word "nigga" whenever he likes.

3. When one has watched too much Chappelle's Show, the movie Friday, or has listened extensive amounts of rap music, and unwittingly uses the word "nigga" in normal conversation.

He called me a nigga. Right before I popped a cap in his honkey-ass head, I was informed that he had Nigga Tourettes. I dropped my piece and apologized for the misunderstanding.

That nigga Steve has Nigga Tourettes! Where has he been? The Antebellum South?

I swear, you'd better cut down on the Snoop and Dre, or you'll catch Nigga Tourettes!

by Wheaties_is_Win May 31, 2010

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ass tourettes

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.

"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."

by boom.right? December 31, 2011

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Breakup Tourettes

When you're going through a breakup and every little thing makes you want to scream obscenities for no good reason.

Watch what you say to April this week. She's got breakup tourettes.

by VedetteTX October 18, 2011

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Keyboard Tourettes

Occurs when someone becomes annoyed, bored, or simply cannot think of anything else to say in an online or texting conversation. The results can vary in characters and length, depending on how frustrated or bored the person is at that moment. This doesn't usually last long, only for one or two messages and is sometimes followed by an awkward moment where the person is unsure if that was a little too wierd or not.

person 1 - yeah
person 2 - lol
person 1 - =
...
person 2 - sdrkjgherkjga
person 1 - keyboard tourettes?
person 2 - yep =

by zpu!7 November 19, 2010

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Airport Tourettes

Saying all the wrong and questionable things while in the airport which may lead to suspicion of terror and other crimes.

Your bag is heavy, you got a body in there? No you have airport tourettes shut up!

by A.MIT May 21, 2013

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