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Agressive driving. This is when many people run red lights, almost crash into people and dent cars.
It is also a cheat code in Grand Theft Auto Vice city for the PC.
While in the game, type
MIAMITRAFFIC
Taxi Driver: WTF? TOO MUCH MIAMI TRAFFIC OVER HERE!
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Any kind of news published on websites with the sole intention of increasing traffic.
Gus- "hey look, Gamesradar published another 'Babes of the Week' article"
Harold-"Traffic fishing again?"
Arden- "They must be really desperate for ad-money this month"
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When traffic is at such a standstill you feel like you just want to blow up the entire street/highway you are on.
Jack avoided the traffic jihad on the Belt Pkwy by doing 120 on the shoulder all the way to the bridge.
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the amount of penises that fit in ones ass
1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5
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The speed that traffic is going at any given time. Sometimes, it's twenty below the speed limit, sometimes twenty plus over. If you go the speed limit while everyone else is going twenty over, you will get road raged.
However, saying, "I was going with the flow of traffic" to a cop is one way to guarantee getting a ticket.
Officer: I stopped you because you were doing 80 in a 55.
Driver: Offffficceerrr, I was just going with the flow of traffic.
Officer: Does the sign say 'Go with the flow of traffic'? No. It says 'Speed Limit 55'. Here's your ticket.
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The process of masturbating while operating a motor vehicle.
Yo Jackson, let me borrow your car. I need to do some traffic jacking.
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A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.
I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.
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