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Love Triangle

When two people both love a third person, and that third often loves them both. The object of their love may be conflicted as to whom he/she wants, and generally nobody emerges from these very happy. Love Triangles, as it is widely agreed, really fucking suck.

Movies (And the overly perverted force some call fate) tend to resolve Love Triangles by killing off the less-hot suitor.

by Banazir Galbassi October 3, 2005

821πŸ‘ 174πŸ‘Ž


Pink Triangled

Rejection (of a male) by a girl who's a stealth-lesbian. Derived from the Weezer song.

"So how'd it go with that girl at the Dresden Dolls concert last night?"
"Shitty, man. We had fun, but I got totally pink triangled."

"I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one. I guess I got pink triangled."

by TOSG February 11, 2010

19πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


carmuda triangle

The space in between the front seat of a car and the center console where objects are prone to fall in. Eg. Cellphone, french fries, wallet, etc. Objects that fall into the carmuda triangle are extremely difficult to remove, if removed at all.

You: Dude I dropped my phone in the crack between my car seat and the console!
Your friend: You gochuboy you dropped it into the carmuda triangle. You're never getting it back. Stupid.
You: Shut up.

by iamthemgb July 30, 2013

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Barmuda Triangle

A well known 4 sq. block habitat for wildlife in downtown Eugene, Oregon.
Standing in the intersection of Olive and W. Broadway (as is wont to happen
in the wee hours of a raucous night) you are within a 1 sq. block radius of 11 watering holes.
This area is famous for its ability to "disappear" or "swallow" people whole.

Also known for the propensity of Evangelical Christians to misguidedly attempt to "save" the souls
of the wayward traveling drifters, otherwise known as citizens.
Slurs have been known to fly. . .often.

1. Where's Bob?

2: I dunno, last time I saw him was around midnight, he was stumbling toward the Barmuda Triangle.

1: Uh-oh!

2: Yeah, he could be anywhere. . .

by Professor Oblivious September 1, 2013

22πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Devils Triangle

A made up game of quarters with three cups arranged in a triangle. The rules are unknown because the inventor of the game, Brett Kavanaugh, could not explain them under oath.

"Hey Renate? Want to play devils triangle with Mark and I?" Brett asked.

by Ted_Cruz_is_the_Zodiac_Killer September 27, 2018

7999πŸ‘ 1950πŸ‘Ž


Bermuda Triangle

When a girl eats a man’s ass, jerks him off, and tickles his balls all at the same time.

Karen gave Steve a Bermuda Triangle, he forgot where he was!

by Cinnadread August 13, 2020

99πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Hairylea Triangle

The shadow of an untrimmed pussy lady garden that can be seen through stretched leggings.

The name is of course a pun based on the famous dairylea Triangle..

Hairylee Triangle hairylea triangle

by pisces153 December 1, 2010