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When two people both love a third person, and that third often loves them both. The object of their love may be conflicted as to whom he/she wants, and generally nobody emerges from these very happy. Love Triangles, as it is widely agreed, really fucking suck.
Movies (And the overly perverted force some call fate) tend to resolve Love Triangles by killing off the less-hot suitor.
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Rejection (of a male) by a girl who's a stealth-lesbian. Derived from the Weezer song.
"So how'd it go with that girl at the Dresden Dolls concert last night?"
"Shitty, man. We had fun, but I got totally pink triangled."
"I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one. I guess I got pink triangled."
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The space in between the front seat of a car and the center console where objects are prone to fall in. Eg. Cellphone, french fries, wallet, etc. Objects that fall into the carmuda triangle are extremely difficult to remove, if removed at all.
You: Dude I dropped my phone in the crack between my car seat and the console!
Your friend: You gochuboy you dropped it into the carmuda triangle. You're never getting it back. Stupid.
You: Shut up.
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A well known 4 sq. block habitat for wildlife in downtown Eugene, Oregon.
Standing in the intersection of Olive and W. Broadway (as is wont to happen
in the wee hours of a raucous night) you are within a 1 sq. block radius of 11 watering holes.
This area is famous for its ability to "disappear" or "swallow" people whole.
Also known for the propensity of Evangelical Christians to misguidedly attempt to "save" the souls
of the wayward traveling drifters, otherwise known as citizens.
Slurs have been known to fly. . .often.
1. Where's Bob?
2: I dunno, last time I saw him was around midnight, he was stumbling toward the Barmuda Triangle.
1: Uh-oh!
2: Yeah, he could be anywhere. . .
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A made up game of quarters with three cups arranged in a triangle. The rules are unknown because the inventor of the game, Brett Kavanaugh, could not explain them under oath.
"Hey Renate? Want to play devils triangle with Mark and I?" Brett asked.
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When a girl eats a man’s ass, jerks him off, and tickles his balls all at the same time.
Karen gave Steve a Bermuda Triangle, he forgot where he was!
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The shadow of an untrimmed pussy lady garden that can be seen through stretched leggings.
The name is of course a pun based on the famous dairylea Triangle..
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