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When a lover acts as if they are attempting a reach-around but to the partner's dismay chokes out the boner with an iron grip.
This one time at band camp a girl gave me the Blue Trombone; I guess that will match my blue balls. I thought she liked me.
a collection of angelic voices that belong to those that play the instrument trombone.
man that trombone choir brought everyone within a five mile radius to tears
I killed myself because I wasn't as awesome as the Trombone Choir
When your nose is up Trumps Ass while giving him a hand-job from behind.
“Devin Nunes is Trying out for First Seat in the Orange Trombone Section”
The person performing the Thursty Trombone holds a sausage in his/her mouth, applies it to the receiver's anus that way, while giving the receiver a handjob.
I got a Thursty Trombone an hour ago, that's why my farts smell like a barbeque.
when a living organism administers raging anal domination through the tongue, or the closest cousin to the tongue, while simultaniously and strategically administering a jerkdown on a penis of the anal domination recipient. side effects include clearing of the testicles, and a squeaky clean delicious ass.
That is a nice monkey you have there. I hear he plays a mean rusty trombone. how much?
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An instrument in the same family as the skin flute, the bone-a-phone, the pink oboe, and the meat whistle.
She has mastered playing the flesh trombone.
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The Trombone Player is the backbone of the band, especially marching bands and pep bands. This is partly because of the greater skill involved in being able to find the proper notes along the unmarked or non-graduated slide, unlike other musicians who rely on strict fingering charts or valve combinations. As a result of this greater ability, the Trombone player is also generally a better musician and will frequently go on to lead his own orchestra like Glenn Miller and Count Basie.
1) Damn dude, did you hear how totally superb those trombone players were? They completely carried the band.
2) After paying his dues on lesser instruments like the baritone and tuba, James felt he finally reached that level of experience necessary to play the only real low brass instrument that mattered and become a trombone player.
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