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Tubes

A slang used to describe the shape and size of a woman who's tit's are enormous is a unpleasant way.

Hey, check out the "tubes" on Connie, fuck, I bet those long fat discusting fat tits would fill a five gallond pail!!! What a sickening bitch!!!

by Lambton Man January 15, 2007

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The Tube

(noun)

A state of female sexual arousal wherein the vagina expands and elongates. This is the feminine equivalent of having the horn.

"You shouldn't look at me that way - you'll give me the tube!"

by Sir Garence July 25, 2009

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tube

1. All purpose term for genitals (penises or vaginas).
2. Someone who acts like a dick (male or female).

1. Grab your tube masturbate, male or female.
2. What a tube / that girl is such a tube!

by callumlikeiseeum October 6, 2010

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tube

A joint/doobie (pot).

Dude, let's burn a tube then rape some homeless people.

by J Dogg August 12, 2003

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tubed

Dont give a sh*t about guys; on to the next one!

Talk to several guys at once when they think you are only talking to them. Technically a girl form of a guy

i wish i was as tubed

by fndshcdjs December 2, 2010

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Tubed

had plastic surgery,looks like a burned peice of rubber

bloody hell shes bare tubed

by Ellie lloyd May 5, 2007

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the tube

The London Underground, the first such system in the world. Resembles (and smells like) a small train running in a sewer. Beloved of Ken Livingstone. Takes forever to get anywhere (if its running at all).

Londoner: "London's ace coz its got The Tube blah blah..."
Brummie: "Fuck that it takes half an hour to go a mile- I can go 120mph in my car..."

by oracle March 13, 2004

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