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Tummy Musket

An erection, throbber, boner, or stiffy capable of tremendous expulsion power at any moment. The contents of said expulsion are difficult to aim.

"Damn man, I wasn't expecting Lady Gaga to turn me on, but when I saw her in a movie preview looking natural and pliant and as energetic as a jackrabbit in heat, my mind started to wander into fantasy. Next thing I knew I was warning my lady friend that I had a tummy musket. Sadly, that warning was too late. R.I.P."

by The CK1 September 4, 2018


Tummy-Toast

A bread so delicious- no one can resist the taste. Maybe you can hop into TummyLand to steal one! Just don't get caught by the teletummies...

"Yay, tummy-toast tummy-toast!!"
The teletummies gobble down the tummy-toast while the teletubbies try to grab a bite. Dora stands in the back, traumatized.

by kingcatIII December 31, 2022


jumbly tummy

jum·bly tum·my
/ˈjəmblē ˈtəmē/

stomach troubles; when your tummy is all jumbly

Jumbly tummy: a stomach ache, typically motion sickness

Example:
(In car)
P1: oooooooh I’ve got the jumbly tummies!
P2 (mother): get the gravol!
End scene

by hahahaha.gotcha.mom July 5, 2018


tummy touching

Some perverted thing that vanilla people do. You sensually place your hand on the stomach of your lover, hand under their shirt in order to keep the affair private. It is an erotic exchange of tummies and touch.

I like tummy touching my one true love because his tummy is cute and cuddly and he's hung.

by Anthonysummer October 4, 2017

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Dog Tummy

When a girl isn't fat, but has a strange wide stomach. Kelly Clarkson has one of these.

I saw Linda at the beach, isn't she cute?

Ehhhh, kinda has a dog tummy.

by PopNasty February 12, 2011

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Tummy Time

That part of the day where you get to lie down on your stomach after eating a large and/or satisfying meal. For some, it is the bane of their existence. The best part about tummy time is that it can happen 3 or more times per day!

Person 1: Dude I just ate the meal of my life. It's Tummy Time.
Person 2: What's that, bro?
Person 1: You lay on your tummy and just relax. It's uber therapeutic.

Person 2: Whoa, sounds like heaven. I'm gonna have to start fitting that into my schedule.

by youknowsimone March 24, 2014

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tummy button

the umbilicus; also known as a belly button. located just above the waist line.

I have a tummy button.

by ReimondX March 25, 2008

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