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Person A: I can’t stand Carl! He’s such a fucking tumor!
Person B: I understand. I once dated someone like that.
Noun, Adjective. Tumor is used to define any emotion that you have but don't want. It could also be used to describe a object or person.
"Man, I really like Sasha but she will never date me. My emotions are just a fucking tumor."
"I have this really annoying friend who won't go away. I wouldn't even consider him as a friend. He's such a fuggin tumor!"
"Bro I'm so fuckin hi RN it crazyyyyyy but i have this dept to this green dealer nowwww its gonnaa be succhhhhh a fuckiiiin tumor mannnn."
A ugly boy that you can't get rid of without surgery or you could just kill yourself. You know who you are. The annoying one in the party that you don't like but you don't want to be mean to. And he is a pervert to little boys and WILL touch you in inappropriate places
Eww look at the Tumor
Tumor
Run away its the Tumor
A fur tumor is when an animal gets their fur so matted up and such, -caked with mud maybe- that it literally seems like its part of the animal...
Guy 1: Woah! Did you see the vet cut off Fluffys fur tumor?
Guy 2: Yeah, biggest fur ball I ever seen!
When somebody makes a really bad joke, or (even though is seems there's no such thing as) a bad pun ( :O )
Dave: "What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam."
Steve: "... Tumor Humor, Dave. Tumor Humor."
This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.
Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!