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A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg
Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper
A group of main character women that know eachother since their early teens. They are still best friends. They never separated after high school and will be besties for the rest of their lives. The women are also very hot and dress cool. But most important of all, they are super fun to hang out with! They give the best party's and make you feel like you are one of them. Everybody wants to be in or with the Shower of Twix.
That friendgroup has some serious Shower of Twix vibes!
Omg. Have you seen the insta story of that Shower of Twix? Wish I was there! Love them so much.
The worst candy to exist… dont @ me
Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood
Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up
Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better
Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes
Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)
Jaice: Also…
Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU
Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)
Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3
Gender neutral term for Twink
Yo have you meet Eve? They are a total twix
the fucking second best chocolate bar in the fucking WORLD
hey dude look what i got
what
a twix yessir that's what i got
ok so
what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
nice
Twix Prick: Male genitalia in a deformed or otherwise strange shape. Looking like or having the characteristics of the chocolate bar Twix.
Hey, did you see that flasher on Queen Street last night?
Yeah, that nigra had a twix prick.
I hear Summers boyfriend has a twix prick, it's like two pricks in one, AND its chocolate coloured!