Twix

The worst candy to exist… dont @ me

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood

Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up

Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better

Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes

Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)

Jaice: Also…

Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU

Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)

Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3

Twix

Gender neutral term for Twink

Yo have you meet Eve? They are a total twix

twix

the fucking second best chocolate bar in the fucking WORLD

hey dude look what i got
what
a twix yessir that's what i got
ok so
what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
nice

Twix

Two Somalis wrapped in foil

What do you call two Somalis wrapped in foil, a Twix

Ass Twix

When a twix bar gets lodged up your ass. And when you get a colonoscopy or a colonic, the doctor would be proud of you.

Damn, that ass twix is fine!

Twix Twink

A Twix Twink is a Twink specifically for someone who likes Twix Candy.

Person 1: Oh, they like eating Twix.
Person 2: Really? What a Twix Twink.

front twix

Penis. Dong. Johnson. Pud.

I asked her if she wanted the left or right twix. She said "Neither. I want the front twix tonight baby."