An Irish derogatory term (used mostly in Cork) to call someone a pedophile or child molester
When someone is acting inappropriately, or when an inanimate object acts out of character, or unexpectedly
My playstation says it will take 13 hours to download fortnite, shits off a twizzler
Folding your tongue into the shape of a coke straw and sucking up cum/jizz from your partners body in a straight line before spitting it out on them and vacuuming it back up with your tongue and repeating.
That bitch is a real cum twizzler! She uses her tongue to suck up a line of cum as if she is a cokewhore snorting up a line of coke!
Someone who is rude and relentlessness towards eating your cheese, in other words, a rude cheese-stealer who eats all the cheese you have in the house.
Dude 1; Bro, he stole all your cheese!
Dude 2: I know! He's such a nipple twizzler!
When you nut inside your woman and cross your fingers and proceed to insert them into her vagina
Yo bro i gave my girl a cream twizzler last night
A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.
The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"
"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
the act of using a twizzlers (R) to share a drag of whatever the heck yer smokin; also known as a 'stawberry (or chocolate) bridge'
Hey Bro! Me and my lady are going back to the pad for some twizzler hits. Care to join us?
Let's make some strawberry bridges for a twizzler hit!