Pronounced "oob". Used as a verb by Uber drivers to reference time spent driving for the company.
I had a couple of hours to kill between work and the gym so I decided to Ube for a while to make money.
Tube-Tied
I wanted to hook-up withyou last night, but I got "Tube-Tied" and before I knew it, it was 1am!
Ube can be used as something that is really annoying and aggravating. So annoying that people literally want to kill it or erase from the world.
Example: Hitler is the most ube person ever!
UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.
I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.