Suffer in your Undies

Used when somebody is whinging about something and you dont care about it and just want to shut them up

Nick: Emily, my pen isnt working!
Emily: Oh Suffer in your Undies

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creamed my undies

When you get a bit excited and then cream your undies.

Dude! that chick was so hot i creamed my undies just looking at her.

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poo poo undies

Keeping it real to the mutha-fuckin' core. Dogs sometimes exhibit poo poo ness when they look at bathtubs...yo.

bitches eat poo on young jewish camels

yo, where is the nearest poo poo undies convenience shop...git 'r dun

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inter-hot-undies

inter-hot-undies is when you sit too long using the internet and your undies end up jammed.

OH! I'm so uncomfortable, after sitting here for 3 hours using the internet my "inter-hot-undies" are in a jam.

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Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!

Kiwi (New Zealand) and Aussie (Australian) slang expressing frustration in an amusing way - as in for something that's really close but isn't quite there yet and would really annoy you because of it (is often used in Murphy's Law situations)

Sally: I only needed 1 more white shirt, but they've all sold out in my size!
Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!"
Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either!

Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over!
John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!
Bob: lol totally

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monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

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Stained Undies

Just trust me on this one. he has a gay brother named Whalez

Stained Undies is a G