UPS

1. Un-Protected sex.

2. A company that is nowhere near as good as FedEx

Richard: How did your date go last night?
Mike: My UPS delivery is going to arrive in nine months.

Paul: My UPS package is taking for to get here.
Ryan: You should have used FedEx.

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Up

Term used by car salesman to describe individuals who walk into their lots for the first time.

Joe took 6 ups today without making a single deal.

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Up to

A person who thinks they are cool and are all talk. Similar to metro but their main objective is to be the centre of everyhting and be a part of whatever is 'cool' at the time.

Look at that guy wearing sunglasses at night and thinking he is a cool guy.. what an up to

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up

to be high, usually on marijuana

Wanna go get up man?

Yo, you tryin to get up?

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UPS

A Brown Nazi who delivers things to you. Such as Dildo's and other nice products.

When will that Brown Nazi arrive at my door so I can get my getto box.

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UPS

Establishment created by Mac Daddy Jaramy Williams, and co-creator George Hoefer, The United Pimps Service. UPS was created to unite all the pimps of the world, kind of like a union of pimps, a legion if you will. A member of the UPS has his god-given right to do what a pimps gotta do, including slapping a hoe, smacking a bitch, or lookin fly.

Hey Tito, I just became a pimp last night, do you think you can get me into the UPS this weekend, so i can get my bitchin benifits?

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UPS

Up the
Poop
Shute

Dude 1: "I went UPS last night. She said, 'What can brown do for you?' We both laughed."

Dude 2: "Talk about a special delivery!"

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