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When something annoys you
When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass
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An expression used in place of screw off,.
By the end of the night, Thomas had enough of the rude woman and proclaimed suddenly "Go dig up my ass, bitch!"
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It's a fucking joke so chill the fuck out. just being honest.
You're really pretty but you're such a fucking hoe.
Don't take it up the ass tho.
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This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
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Pompous, a stiff, tighter than a duck's ass.
John Kerry has a stick up his ass.
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put ur dick and/or stuff up a fine girls ass and do not take it out.
johnny is fucking sally up the ass with a big pickle.
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What I did last Thursday with my uncle
I just want a “burrito up my ass“ SOOO BADDD😩 daddy please
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