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A supersweet time assassin if you’re down to seeds and stems, laid off, lovelost and unable to get your shoulder rotator pins because of all the Covid creeps taking up hospital beds.
“Please honey,” said Dawna, “won’t you come fit your body in this comfy bed? I have the Astroglide warmed up just the way you like it.”
“No, darlin’, can’t,” is Max’s rejoinder. “My phone just charged. UrbanDictionary.com called, and you know the emotional fallout if I don’t obey.”
“I yelled out in my sleep, but it wasn’t a nightmare,” Miranda said, uncharacteristically calm. “It was an UrbanDictionary.com rabbit hole, and my brain slurped it up like warm potato soup.”
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A website that is ironically mostly accompanied by suburban white people, because black people are often too busy creating slang, not defining it.
Suburban white guy 1: Dude, like, let's go on urbandictionary.com, and like, make fun of niggers!!!
Suburban white guy 2: Hell yeah dude!! like, fuck niggers!!
Black guy: Fuck you just say bitch?
(white guy 1&2 simultaneously pissing their pants): NOTHING!!!
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A whole site of definition sins.
Hey dude. If you want to see some dumb definitions that people made up, then check out urbandictionary.com
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The Thing You’re Surfing Through Right Now Dumbass.
What’s the definition of rainstorm? Search urbandictionary.com!
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What's the definition?
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Urbandictionary.com
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You don't search urbandictionary.com on its own site.
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The models used on the urbandictionary.com website to advertise the shirts they have to offer. All models appear to be SE asian, not oriental. Are they the webmasters? The webmaster's friends or what? I tried to get this published before but it was shot down the fisrt day. Oh, this begs further investigation.
Oh. I look at urbandictionary.com everyday and its true the same three or four urbandictionary.com girls show up every day. ARE THEY the webbmasters I wonder?
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