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A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included. Don't turn on full power or you can lose your dick!
"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night, now I am dickless!"
When you have to take a shit but there's no toilet so you just suck your shit back in your asshole.
I have to do an ass vacuum to keep me from shitting in my pants.
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A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included, don't turn on full power or you may take the whole cock off
"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night. Now I am fucking dickless!"
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When a man tucks his balls between his legs (in the style of a mangina) while receiving a blowjob.
I felt like she'd earned a treat so I let that bitch give me a bagless vacuum.
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A woman who gives frequent and exuberant head.
"Man that Alyssa is a genital vacuum! She sucked off Sean, Peter and Tom all in the same week!"
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One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman.
Example 1
Bill : I heard that broads a real human vacuum.
Franky : Yeah, she sucks a lot of cock.
Example 2
Bill (the cox) Clinton : Wow, i'll tell you, Monica is one hell of a human vacuum.
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When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.
I had lots of fun sucking up the spider webs with Vacuum Masturbation
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