vegetable tunnel

Mountain biking term
A singletrack that is heavily overgrown with foliage, so a rider must etiher duck and bend to get through it, or take the brunt of it with their face.

"Ugh. that trail is a vegetable tunnel. Kepp your head down"

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Buttered Vegetables

A female dyes her pubic hair green, and a male ejaculates onto her pubes and "butters up her vegetables"

I talked to the chef, she is totally down to make some Buttered Vegetables

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vegetable soup

hearty soup made of tomato or beef based broth and many vegetables sure to fill ya up and clean ya out.

The cabbage and beans in this vegetable soup are giving me bubble guts.

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social vegetable

A person so socially inept that they themselves are unaware of their own rung on the social ladder. Social vegetables are literally unaware of social distinctions altogether, and are incapable of understanding the concept.
Basically, it is a person who, socially, has their head stuck in the ground, like a vegetable sprout, incapable of comprehending their own plight. Also, similar to an incapacitated person in a vegetative state (aka, a vegetable), but socially. Social vegetables should be studied from a distance and never interacted with, for engage a social vegetable in social interaction has unpredictable results, ranging from awakening a suicidal maniac to turning that person into a social leech.

Hey Mark, look at that kid over there in the suspenders and pokeman shirt sitting by himself. I think he's in my psych lecture. Man is he a social vegetable.

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Can of vegetables

An offensive slur for any kind of transport (usually a bus or van) that carries mentally retarded people.

<guy> im gonna overtake this can of vegetables

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Vegetable Sweats

Vegetable sweats is the result of the consumption of a large amount of vegetables and other related none meat items.

Note: if there is a meat sweats there must be some similar in regards to eat copious amounts of non-meat items.

After eating large salad and falafel sandwich, her nape became moist due to vegetable sweats.

vegetable head

A less offensive way to call someone an idiot.

Damn, Nick is a real fucking vegetable head.