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"Vegetarian," in a lesser-known sense of the word, refers to an ethnicity. Like other more commonly acknowledged minority groups, vegetarians are united by certain elements in their physical makeup (in this case, a general insufficiency of nutrients, such as iron and protein), and a shared heritage (vegetarians commonly view non-meat-eaters as their forefathers). Vegetarian, like, for example, "hispanic," refers to a large group of people who share a similar outlook on the world; this concept of possessing a common perspective is characteristic of ethnic groups. While members of other ethnic groups may share commonalities such as skin color and language, vegetarians share more internal commonalities, like the absence of certain foods being digested within their bodies.
Taken from the 2020 Census:
Please indicate your ethnicity using the options below.
- Hispanic
- Non-Hispanic
- Vegetarian
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If you eat birds and marine animals, and any products made from animals, YOU ARE NOT A VEGETARIAN! And animal products include Jello, yogurt, ice-cream, butter, and eggs. Dumbass.
Vegetarian: I have been a vegetarian for eight years and I eat chicken, duck, fish, crabs, lobsters, shrimp, and oysters.
Meat Eater: (laughing) You are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: Yes I am.
Meat Eater: (pulls out biology book) Let's see here...(turns to bird anatomy) I certainly don't see plants with these kinds of organs...(turns to fish anatomy) or these organs...(turns to lobster anatomy) or these organs...(turns to oyster anatomy) or these organs. Have you even seen any of these animals while they are alive? What makes them so different from eating a dead cow or pig or sheep?
Vegetarian: (embarrased) Um...er...it's just that...um...I don't eat red meat, yeah and....um...red meat is blood meat..and..and..I DON'T LIKE BLOOD!
Meat Eater: But still you eat meat, and if you eat meat you are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: But..but..I AM! You're trying to deceive me!
Meat Eater: I'm deceiving you? You said you are a vegetarian but you eat meat. Both are contradictory.
Vegetarian: Fuck you! Fuck you and burn in Hell with your murderous meat eating evil (stabs Meat Eater with hidden knife).
Meat Eater: (groaning in pain) Wow. I thought vegetarians were actually peaceful, reasonable people.
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A person wanting to avoid a potential conflict with another person who is accusing them of starting shit.
"Nigga what yall be sayin 'bout my car?!?"
"Yo I didn't say shit, I'm vegetarian, I ain't got no beef nigga."
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Someone who doesn't eat meat. Meat can be taken out of context when defining this word.
Guy: Hey, can I have a blowjob? We've been going out for a month
Girl: Sorry, I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat meat.
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Someone who won't eat—at very least—mammal flesh. For some reason, this usually includes people who eat poultry and seafood as well as those who are almost completely herbivorous. (Someone who is completely herbivorous is called a vegan.)
Not necessarily any more healthy than an omnivore, but also not necessarily any more so.
Usually less annoying than vegans, but may hassle you over getting a hamburger instead of one of those garden patties.
"My roommate is a vegetarian. Accordingly, she's developed a killer mushroom sandwich recipe."
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Those really long tubes doctors use to flush out vaginas.
Doucher #1: "I'm not even sure they know what vegetarians are around here."
Response: Aren't vegetarians those really long tubes doctors use to flush out vaginas?
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Old slang term for the village idiot who could not fish, hunt, or ride.
Jimmy: "Hey Sally you want some of my steak?"
Sally: "OH MY GAWD! Are you serious?! I'm a vegetarian!"
Jimmy: "Geez... Sorry. I thought you would like some meat for once - to stay healthy ya know?"
Sally: "I do not eat vegetables for my health! I do it for the health of the chickens!"
Jimmy: "Well I gotta tell ya, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"
Sally: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!" <panic attack>
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