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1 : An adult boutique store that not only sells good porn, but also is the center for Strippers giving massages with the happy endding.
The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....
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The hair circumbscribed orifice often found between the legs of the female sex.
syn: vagina, spam purse, gash
I deposited my wad in my sister's velvet wallet.
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i cannot describe to you how amazing this film is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Omg we have so gotta go home and watch Velvet Goldmine and slather over Ewan McGregor and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers gettin' it owwwnn!!!"
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fuken excellent movie!! placebo, ewan mcgragor, jonathan rhys myers and chrstian bale are in it! definatley check it out if ur an old music fan!!
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A mix of Paregoric (A camphorated tincture of opium) & Pyribenzamine (an antihistimine) which is strained & then mainlined. Gained popularity in Great Britian during the early 1960's.
If you can get your hands on some real Blue Velvet then you've got a time machine.
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Burying your face in a girl's crotch, sticking out your tongue and shaking your head as vigorously as possible without causing spinal injury.
man, you gotta give her the velvet buzzsaw dude, thats my move man
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the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.
jesus christ it was like fuckin a bucket....
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