Violent Violin

Slang for the act of cutting oneself.

Martha: Dude, I heard Marshall was playing violent violin, I hope he sees a therapist.
Ellen: Why are you telling me this, I’m trying to read my erotic Harry Potter fan fiction.

Martha: You make me wanna play violent violin.

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electric violin

When your partner is going down, you tell them to work your ball sack and you squeeze off a fart in the process.

My girl went down on me after we ate Mexican food, so I decided to give her the electric violin.

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Violin Plucking

When one plucks their vagina like a violin.

"Do you mind Violin Plucking my cooter just to rile me up? "Sure, my sweet daughter"

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Throat Violin

The sexual act of sticking a penis in between the fat folds of the neck or shoulder of an over-weight or obese person in the way that mimics a violin.

Jeff: Hey man, how was Angeline, that chick you met on myspace?

Sawyer: She was so horny she asked me to give her a throat violin!

Jeff: Damn, she must of been pretty fat.

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gothic violin

The process of cutting your wrists, often performed by goths or emos to perform suicide. Also known as the gothic viola.

Ever since his girl left him, Freddy's been playin' the gothic violin. He's deppressed for sure man.

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Big Violin

The autocorrected version of Boolin. A adjective and verb both describing someone/something who is chillin.

Look at my dude boi Randal over there big violinin’

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sad violin

A sound of Internet music, mostly used in rejecting people.

Daniel: Hey wanna d8
Ashley:Rejected.
Daniel:DUN DUN DUUUUUN DUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN *inserts sad violin sounds that are absolutely shitty*

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