Visit from the Turk

Slang for being fired, especially from a sports team. The term is most commonly used in the preseason, when teams must cut players to conform to a maximum roster size.

After a nagging knee injury slowed him down, it was only a matter of time before Ron got a visit from the Turk.

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visit your uncle

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.

"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"
"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."

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Visiting the Little Mermaid

When a gentleman performs oral stimulation on a young lady.

"Damn, I have a hair stuck in my teeth!"
"Why?"
"I was visiting the Little Mermaid last night."

visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.

That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.

Visiting Uncle Jim

To go to a smoking spot and consume large amounts of cannabis. Usually through glass pipes and bongs.

Dude 1: Yo son, last night at the party, nearly 30 people went upstairs and were visiting uncle Jim for, like, an hour.

Dude 2: Damn dude, wish I was there.

Going to visit grandma

Having sex.

Bob asked me to go visit grandma.
I said OH YES.
Let's just say, we are always going to visit grandma.(;

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Family's Visiting

When its that time of the month for women. On the Rag. Mother- nature calls.

I caint have any sex, cuz the Family's visiting.

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