when he forces you to deep throat after one too many cups of goon and you projectile all over his dick
Girl: *dick vom*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*
or
Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going
Girl: wtf you freak *run away*
A slang term for the word “vomit” because while vomming you don’t have enough air to say “it”. Also means to eject something from the mouth.
“Hey how do you feel about pickles covered in chocolate?”
“That makes me wanna vom man” 🤢
The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.
(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)
Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.
the maximum vomcano experience.
the most amount of sick that could ever, ever be expelled from the body.
oh my god did you see that maxi vom?! he just chundered all over her! it was the most sick i've ever seen.
Tasting your food from earlier all day without actually throwing up.
Ew, deja vom. Taco from yesterday!
Throwing up while receiving fellatio. The puke version of a blumpkin.
Allison was vom bombing Matt but unfortunately, he puked on her head.
A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun
The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away
When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up
Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun
I vom-jolt every time you say my name