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(verb) to fool around
Jack: "Did you hear Brian say he's getting a promotion?"
John: "Lad that was just a waffle"
An identification that can mean anything, as long as you are not harming others.also a bit like identifying as a pancake (pan) but instead waffle.
Person1:I identify as a waffle
Person2:coooool
Person A: *says something ignorant*
Person B: You are such a waffle
Are you kidding me? You don't know what a waffle is? It's not some slang, it's a fucking waffle. You're still reading this aren't you? You dumb fuck, it's a waffle. That's all.
"I'm hungry, I sure could go for a waffle."
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For a male to totally and utterly dominate a female during a sexual act.
To sexually dominate a female in the briefiest amount of time between meeting and the act of sex.
To make it qualify as "Waffled" she must be a female who hasn't done any of the below acts with a guy whom she was romantically involved with, especially if they were together for a long time.
When a man has sex with a girl on the first night and does every despicable thing to her sexually that her ex hasn't done.
Dominating features are - facial ejaculation, anal penetration, tea bagging, abusive verbal profanity, having her repeat self humiliating statements such as, "I'm your slut! I'm your dirty little SLUT!" etc.
"What happened with that girl last night?"
"Son, I took it back to the crib and Waffled it!"
"Nah...."
"Yea, had her doing all types of nasty shit!"
"LOL! What! - I can't beleive you hit!"
"Hey, I brought it out of her. What can I say?"
In other instances the term "IHopped" can be used in its place - as a pun in reference to the fact that IHop makes Waffles.
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A verb describing something that is left to the imagination.
Waffle, waffled, waffling, waffles
"He's been waffling all day."
"They went out and waffled last night"
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