When you're fucking a chick in the ass and she has a prolapse. When you pull out it looks like your dick is wearing a "Where's Waldo" hat.
I was fucking the chick from the gas station last night and gave her a reverse Waldo. Then I had to drive her to the hospital to get that shit stitched up.
Taking a shit secretly on a plate and hiding it in the trash leaving everyone trying to figure out where the shitty smell is coming from
Why does the bus smell so fucking bad? I bet someone left a Chocolate Waldo!
Wall-dough Bro.
A Dude that doesnt give a Fuck about the Law.
Always causing havac on sociaty.
participates in Extreem sports, primarily, boardsports.
Represents his crew with a spades sticker on his ride.
Usualy can be spoted rollin in a lifted truck, atleast 3 heads deep.
throws gangs signs and kills people for fun.
Billy-- Damn foo you see that krew? those dudes look fuckin killer..
Jon-- fuck yea dude thats the Waldo Bros.. we need to get in that shit..
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Where's Waldo is a term used when referencing something absolutely ridiculous so that you do not have to point or actually say what you want the other person to look at.
"Waldo" can be referred to as anything.
Sign at the LGA airport reads : Please be advised, snow globes are not allowed through the security checkpoint.
Friend 1 takes picture of the sign and sends it to Friend 2 with a caption that reads, "where's waldo"
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Finding a girl on her period, ripping out her tampon so she bleeds, bust a nut on her vagina so you have a red and white vagina, then you put sprinkles and frosting on her vagina and eat out her vagina
Dude im so full, me and your girlfriend made a waldo cake and i smashed on it.
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A girl/guy gives you a BJ and you blow your load in her/his mouth and on their face and shout "Where is Slimy Waldo hiding?", she/he lathers your dick in the cum and wanks you off while saying "here he is" repeatedly.
Mike: Im almost there!
Nic: Here it comes...
Mike: Where the fuck is Slimy Waldo hiding?
Nic: Here he is!!!
Mike: mmmmmmmmmmmm
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The term 'Dirty Waldo' originated in the South, particularly Greenville, South Carolina involving ass-to-mouth (atm) action then the penis going back into the ass, then her best friends mouth, then the male disappears. It has often been described by the AEK (Ass Eaters Klan) as an initiation right in reference to their Founder Waldo who invented this move then founded the AEK hence after.
DAAAMNN Playa...You in the AEK? How did you get a girl and her friend to do the "Dirty Waldo"??
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