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One who abandons their sacred duty, especially for vague and presumably contemptible reasons.
Person A: Nick couldn't make it this weekend because he's in Miami.
Person B: What's he doing there?
Person A: He didn't say, but I think he might be campaigning for Rick Santorum.
Person B: Weasel. Nerd Weasel.
Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.
Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.
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that one horny weasel in the barbie as rapunzel movie who became a meme because of his constant moaning
horny weasel: “Give him to me AUEGHHH 😩”
A van weasel is the passenger who sits next to the driver in a van or lorry and does all the menial tasks for the driver.
Oi Van Weasel go and pick us up a copy of The Sport.
(verb) To stick one’s penis up someone else’s arse unexpectedly and without prior warning.
She received a rude awakening when he shit weaseled her from behind.
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when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.
She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.
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The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.
Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.
OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!