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A GROSS sexual act between a man and a women. The women who is on her period removes her bloodied tampon over the open mouth of her partner, letting the remaining blood inside drip into his mouth. she then places the tampon on his forehead like a viel. with his mouth still open, she the proceeds to deficate into it, she then mounts him and rides him until he cums inside her (all the while he has to keep his mouth wide open), she then squats over his mouth again and let's the cum drip into his mouth. At this point they kiss. The mix of brown and red is where the Rustic part of the name comes from and the wedding part, the tampon veil and kissing at the end.
Those two are into all sorts! I here they love a Rustic Wedding
Severe psychological distress caused by inviting your out of control college friends to an absurdly opulent wedding. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: sweating buckets, psychological break downs, and exteme regret of having friends in the first place.
Kelly knew Justin was suffering from wedding ptsd when he woke up in the middle of the night covered in sweat screaming "you're done" at the top of his lungs
Where the parents of one or both people of a couple force them to marry due to pregnancy of the female part of the couple.
I was forced to have a shotgun wedding with your mom
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To engage in reckless behavior along the lines of beating women and throwing puppies into fires. Typically perpetrated by "GG Allin-disciple" scumfuck types. Generally caused by consumption of large quantities of inexpensive whiskey.
bitch, if you don't pass me that bottle right now i'm gonna bust a wedding train on your ass.
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Referring to the phenomenon that occurs at weddings when all women present become more attractive, receive a boost in their numerical rating, and increase their potential of getting laid. This is usually due to a number of factors not the least of which are alcohol or the fact that one is generally confined to a somewhat small space over a lengthy period of time thus reducing the number of possible mates.
Similar to work hot.
noah- "That chick from the wedding was hot."
josh (looking at the picture of her)- "She's not that hot dude."
adam (overhearing the coversation) - "That my friends is what I mean by 'wedding hot.' She was a 7 and that night she was a 9."
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A Dirty Wedding is when two heroine addicts use the same needle. In a sense they're wedding each other, connecting for life, sharing deseases. Till death do the part.
They only had one needle; Mike used it first, then Jasmine; they had a dirty wedding. Mike has aids, now Jasmine has aids.
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A state of being somewhere being wedding heaven and wedding hell. This usually occurs when plans are not going quite as smoothly as the bride-to-be had hoped, but have not yet reached the point to where she must turn into Bridezilla to get things done.
Jessica: “Congratulations Cindy! Enjoy this time! Aren’t you so excited about your wedding?!”
Future Bridezilla: “Eh – this isn’t as much fun as I thought it would be. Really, I’ve been stuck in Wedding Purgatory for a while now.”
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