Cheese A Ween

To put american spray cheese on a weenie.

"Leave me alone i'm try to cheese a ween"

ween job

When two men rub their dicks together until there’s enough friction to start a fire (it helps if you use pubes as kindling)

Hey man wanna come over and have a ween job

ween punted

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.

Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.

the call of the ween

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.

Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”

ween queen

A person who always complains, or acts in a cry baby manner

I wanted to go buy some beers but jose was being a ween queen.

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Ween Sauce

Reference to ones Wiener

Kyle:Dude ur bein so wierd

Chad:Suck my ween sauce kyle!!!

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tranny-ween

The penis of a male-to-female transexual before it has been removed.

"omg suzy, you need to tuck better, you can almost see your tranny-ween through those sweatpants!"

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