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A slutty spin on saying you're welcome.
Mitch: "Thanks for coming to my party tonight, I hope you had fun!"
Kara: "Whore welcome, it was dope."
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a 1996 film Directed by Todd Slondz about an unhappy New Jersey suburban Jewish chick. She is the kind of ugly girl who would be pretty if she attempted to use those products girls are always using to look good. Everyone at her middle-school gives her a hard time. Her name is Dawn. Dawn ends up befriending a bully named Brendan. Brendan is pure trailer trash. He calls dawn A Cunt. Dawn deals with everything well. Great movie you should watch it.
Welcome to the dollhouse portrays the epitome of suburban hell
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The welcome stranger is a less known form of "anal sex." It incorporates an erect penis stealthily slipping into ones anus without the recipient realising until it's too late. If the receiver does not wish to partake in covert affairs, the welcome stranger then becomes "rape" or more specifically, "anal rape." However, when the recipient does wish to take park in this odd activity, he or she yells "Welcome Stranger!" Or in French, where the position was invented, "Bienvenue!" This lets the initiator know that he may proceed without trouble.
"Well there's a move I never thought possible. The welcome stranger. I won't be able to sit down for days!"
"Arghhh! My dick!!! Never underestimate a butt plug!!!"
"Oooohh, that was stealthy. I haven't had any action for a while, mayswell take what I can get. Welcome Stranger! Welcome Stranger!"
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a somewhat derisive term used in the MMO, Dungeons and Dragons Online: Eberron Unlimited's forums
It's meaning is really wrapped up in the context in which it is used.
If there's a real flame war going on, it's much more derisive but with a hint of snarkiness. I think it somewhat more clever than calling someone a "*** guzzler."
If you're just playing around with someone in a fairly inocuous thread, it really conveys more of a "ha ha chucklehead, you're a n00b" kind of thing. It's still a slam but not a particularly mean one in those circumstances.
The meaning changes can be somewhat subtle/ephemeral so you'll really have to base whether you should use it or not more or less on gut instinct. Or rather, the readers of your post will have to interpret your meaning more or less on gut instinct. Hi Welcome must ALWAYS follow the proper form. Otherwise, it's meaning is lost.
Noob Forum Poster:" How i getz phat lootz quik in dis game?"
Forum Veteran:" Hi welcome"
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When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.
Hello love, will you allow me the honor of giving you The English Welcome?
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Something that's said when somebody says something that has been in the general knowledge for the past three zillion years.
A: Hey, George W. Bush is not that smart...!
B: No shit, fuckface. Welcome to 1996.
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when some asks you "were you welcomed to the jungle?" they are really asking you if when you fingered a girl, was there pubic hair or not. and if so, how much.
Bob: Hey dude, when you went to Kelsey's house yesterday, were you welcomed to the jungle?
Steve: yeah dude. it was a thick jungle down there.
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