Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
Tig Welded is generally used as an insult to describe something being stuck to something or addicted.
If you're playing a game and someone is cheating you can say they're "tig welded" to their chair.
This would insinuate that the user has bad hygiene and never leaves his chair.
This kid is tig welded to his chair, he is hacking on roblox.
My friend is tig welded to Tetris because I swear thats all he plays.
When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.
Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?
John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
To pulls ones butt cheek apart from the other in order to tighten the poo lasso achieving a fart sounding of a welder and avoiding old man baritone bum.
Hey man glen had chilli last night and he’s doing some bad ass mug welding today.
When you run out of glue sticks for your hot glue gun so you melt tiny scraps of dry glue as a substitute.
I ran out of glue sticks when I was making my science project, so I had to glue weld the planets to the sticks. It took forever.
Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together
I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.
Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor
Machete welding machine is not a human being