He went to Jared

An annoying phrase that will NOT catch on, so shut up.

On a poorly written commercial with bad actors...

Girlfran #1: OMG Gurrrl He went to Jared!
Girlfran #2: What?
Girlfran #1: Gurrrl! He went to Jared! He bought me diamonds!
Girlfran #2: Is that some attempted universal symbol for proposing? If it is then it's retarded and isn't going to catch on. In fact I doubt that people who actually got stuff from there say that. So shut up.
Girlfran #1: ...

44👍 19👎

I gotta went

I should have been gone already.

"See ya'll later, I gotta went."

Went all Olivia

Immaturely whined, complained, threatened, cried, and kissed up to someone, to get something better than what they already have.

" Uggh, I hate how Jamie went all olivia on Ms. Jacobs, and it worked! I mean, she already had a good part in the show, but now she gets to sing THREE songs?!

3👍 1👎

Bitch went nuts

The reason most relationships end as they are getting more serious.

The reason men will give as to why their relationship ended.

"Yo man, why'd you break up with Shannon? I thought you guys were getting serious." "Yea we were, but the bitch went nuts."

8👍 2👎

went pale

lack of color -never an indication of a healthy situation.

that program made my computer mad and it went pale, i'm going to have to reboot that bitch!

steve went pale because of hypothermia

ace caught 'the' cancer and went pale

1👍 4👎

i went mudding

When you are engaging in anal intercourse and the female releases a large quantity of feces upon ones penis.

Was deep in Jenny last night and I went mudding. Word to the wise, get it off the balls as soon as possible.

10👍 3👎

Tapioca Went Sour

Saying: (When the) Tapioca Went Sour
Signifies when things started to go downhill.

Used most frequently with a strong Minnesotan accent.

My dog, Scorchy, was doing fine until the tapioca went sour. Now he is 6 feet under.

Friend Eh: "How's your day going, eh?"
Friend Beh: "It was going fine until the tapioca went sour"