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People that whack off to their own pictures...
Ex. Dan loves himself so much, he pulled a Weed Whacker to his own Christmas photos.
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Someone who gives free, unskilled handjobs to strangers. Usually while intoxicated.
Skeezy Shelley is one dirty Dilly Whacker!
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a lil punk who likes to jack off to prison staff as they walk by his cell. Usually a cell soldier too.
Junebug is a weenie whacker because he probably never had sex outside of prison.
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it means when you dive in a pool from a dive board and smack your dick first into the pool.
man, that knob whacker must've hurt like hell
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A way to properly describe an elf prostitute. These are the sleezy, greasy sex loving machines of the North Pole. They particularly enjoy cum guzzling and anal beads. If you’re looking for a slippery slope to “sled” down then go to craigslist to find the nearest fizzle-whacker.
Brad went to the North Pole last week to partake in the art of the fizzle-whacker.
A person in tight public spaces that seemingly has forgotten they have a back-pack on and whack everybody else with it.
Explaining why your coffee is all over you rather than inside you:
"I got caught by a back-whacker on the bus"