Wi-Fries

When you're out of data and somehow out of the house, so you order fries from your local fast-food joint just to leech off their free Wi-Fi.

Yuki: Can we go to Carl's Jr and order fries?
You: Just so you can use their Wi-Fi?
Yuki: ....
You: You mean like, Wi-Fries????

Wi-Fi

A term used to describe someone who is "Half-White, Half-Filipino".

Person 1: So you're just white, right?
Person 2: No, actually I'm Wi-Fi!
Person 1: Wow, that's so cool. Let me guess. You're father was in the military and got stationed in the Philippines?
Person 2: Haha, yup!

Wi-Fiend

Noun- A person who repeatedly begs for the wifi password so they can avoid using data.

"I overpay for high speed Internet, this YouTube video won't even load!"
"I caved and told John, Torrence,
and Ryan your wi-fi password. You would do the same if you were surrounded by Wi-Fiends"

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Wi-Fight

Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor

Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:

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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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wi-friend

That random ass nigga who's got your back. His wifi is unlocked

Deshawn:Damn I can't get a signal anywhere and I gotta peep these nudes on the gram

Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi

Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"

Wi-Fli

Flights with Wi-Fi access

Deadmau5 hahaha im on a plane bitch!!! and i have wifi. neat. certainly makes the flight alot less boring.
(Quote by musician deadmau5 found on Twitter and my response)

@Deadmau5 would it be called Wi-Fli?

Wi-Fly

A person who flocks to WiFi like a moth to a flame

A Wi-Fly is often heard saying things like: "Let's eat there - I bet they have WiFi ... Is there WiFi here? ... Are you on the WiFi? ...What's the password?... The WiFi's not working (sigh)."