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Kill me
Person 1: Kill me.
Person 2: Ok!
Person 1: *Literally fricking dies*
when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.
Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression
A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
some overdramatic anime shit
Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!
kill me where I stand
" the pain was killing me". It refers to some kind of illness which is really hurt in any part of the body.
" the pain was killing me". I have a real headache! It is awful!
A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"
Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.
John: I thought we are going to play video games?
Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!